You got me a what?
So about the time Grampa made my yard inescapable (I'm still looking for the way out), Momma noticed I started getting eye goobers that runned down my face. So she said I was 'lergic to something. I don't know what 'lergic means, but I think it means eye goobers that runned down your face. Anyway, she started giving me 'lergic pills, except I wouldn't take 'em like a normal dog. So she had to put it in meats for me to take them. And even then, sometimes I would bite them in half and she'd have to give me more meats.
So when we went to Gramma and Grampa's house, I gots good foods. And all of a sudden my eye goobers stopped. So Gramma thought it might be my foods. Well, Momma agreed and the other day she took me to the big puppy store that I gets to go inside and bought me new foods! It's yummy. She also got me a new foods bowl for my new foods. I like my foods so much that yesterday before breakfast, I decided to feed myself and put my head in the bag and started eating! Well, Momma heard and came and dumped my foods in the special foods safe. (It sits on the floor and I can't figure out how to get into it yet to get my foods, but I KNOW my foods are in there.) My foods now comes with pictures of other puppies in it. Momma says they're trading cards. Momma says that if I keep eating my foods, she'll send my picture in and I can be on a trading card. Any one wanna trade with me?
The other thing Momma did while we were at the big puppy store was she bought me this awful thing. She calls it a nose collar. I call it annoying. Every time Momma puts it on me, I have to be goods and listen. I don't like it. Not one bit. I try to get her to take it off of me. First I try to use my paw and itch it off. Then Momma took me for a walk with it on. I don't like it at all. Every time I didn't listen, it pushed my nose down. So I tried to pretend I hurt my paw. Maybe Momma would take it off. I really did have a little rock stuck to it, but it didn't hurt or nothing. When Momma finally takes the annoying thing off, I have to shake my head because it feels so weird. Momma says it's like what Willow wears. I don't know how she does it. It drives me nutty!
So when we went to Gramma and Grampa's house, I gots good foods. And all of a sudden my eye goobers stopped. So Gramma thought it might be my foods. Well, Momma agreed and the other day she took me to the big puppy store that I gets to go inside and bought me new foods! It's yummy. She also got me a new foods bowl for my new foods. I like my foods so much that yesterday before breakfast, I decided to feed myself and put my head in the bag and started eating! Well, Momma heard and came and dumped my foods in the special foods safe. (It sits on the floor and I can't figure out how to get into it yet to get my foods, but I KNOW my foods are in there.) My foods now comes with pictures of other puppies in it. Momma says they're trading cards. Momma says that if I keep eating my foods, she'll send my picture in and I can be on a trading card. Any one wanna trade with me?
The other thing Momma did while we were at the big puppy store was she bought me this awful thing. She calls it a nose collar. I call it annoying. Every time Momma puts it on me, I have to be goods and listen. I don't like it. Not one bit. I try to get her to take it off of me. First I try to use my paw and itch it off. Then Momma took me for a walk with it on. I don't like it at all. Every time I didn't listen, it pushed my nose down. So I tried to pretend I hurt my paw. Maybe Momma would take it off. I really did have a little rock stuck to it, but it didn't hurt or nothing. When Momma finally takes the annoying thing off, I have to shake my head because it feels so weird. Momma says it's like what Willow wears. I don't know how she does it. It drives me nutty!
6 Comments:
At 2:56 PM, Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said…
Poor Sadie Mae - you will get used of the nose thingy soon, if not - you could always use your teefies to chew through it :-)
Merry Christmas sweetie !
Love
Opy
At 7:56 AM, Sadie Mae said…
Momma says she might buy me a matching leash to my nose collar. It's red. I'm convinced it's a boy color. But it was either that or black or tan. The tan wouldn't be seen on me! *woof*
-Sadie Mae Dog
At 2:45 PM, Anonymous said…
Hi Sadie,
My mom's dog has to wear a nose collar too when I puppy sit. Or else he is going to pull my arm out of its socket. And now that its winter in Canada I may just go skating along behind him on an icey patch and get hurt. Do as your momma says and maybe she'll not have to use the nose collar anymore.
Happy Holidays
Shannon
At 8:02 AM, Shmoo said…
You've been Christmas Tagged.
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Meeshka
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous said…
Hi there! I'm Günter from Norway. Nice blog!!
Poor you! Nose collar.. Sounds terrible..
You have been christmas tagged!!! Please visit my blog and read all about it!!
Love
Günter
At 5:19 PM, Anonymous said…
Merry Christmas Sadie Mae, to you and your family - I hope 2007 is full of lots of bones and treats :-)
Love
Opy
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