Flour Girl

So a few days ago, Auntie Jen bought this huge bag of white stuff. She was using it for her kiddies, making something in the kitchen all night long. She left this white stuff out in the kitchen. Yesterday, I decided to check it out.

I put my head in the bag and the white stuff started sticking to the my nose, so I snorted. White stuff went EVERYWHERE! I had it in my ears, up my nose and all over my face. So I took my head out of the bag and went to go find Daddy. I guess he was looking for me, because he came around the corner and told me to go take a bath. So I followed him into the bathroom and he started running the water. I started to drink the water. Before I knew it, he was washing my face! That was nice of him because he managed to get almost all of the white stuff off eventually.

See, what happened first was that the white stuff started sticking to my face once Daddy put waters on it! So he started rubbing my face to get it off. Finally he got most of it off, except for my whiskers.

Momma told me later it was Flour. Now I'm really confused because Momma and Daddy are going to get married and she said I might get to the flour girl. Does that mean I have to wear the white stuff again? I didn't like it so much when it got up my nose!

And yes, I know I've been tagged by Opy. I'll take care of that later!

Sleepy Day

Today was a sleepy day. I sleeps with Daddy till Auntie Jen left and then I gots up and walked around with Momma. Then Momma went to sleeps, so I sleeps with her too. Now it's almost time for Sleepy Time. I sure did sleepy a lot today. I think it was because Momma was home and she was doing things for her Kiddies. She says she is all ready for next week, whatever that means. But I do know she went bye-bye for like an hour today and didn't bring me anything. I hope I get cookies later. Dusty says I don't get enough cookies. Maybe I'll go counter-surfing tonight and figure out how to open my cookie jar.

Momma and Daddy have been trying to catch the Mousy in the house, but I guess the Mousy is just too smart to be caught. Momma puts out one of those trappy things that she says I can't sniff because my nose would get stuck to it forevers. She put peanut butters on it and she still hasn't caught the mousy. The Mousy even MOVED the trappy thing. So I think Mousy gets to live if Momma and Daddy can't catch him. I guess I'll just wait and see if he comes to see me sometime. I think he has 'nother family that he visits because he disappears for a long time and then comes back. Maybe there are more hoomans that he goes and bugs.

Speaking of bugs...I caught a fly the other day. See, sometimes these flies come in and they annoy me. They fly all around me, so I tries to catch them. Well, I caught one the other day, but he tasted yucky so I spits him out. Momma was quite surprised that I actually caught him. But I guess I showed those flies because there haven't been anymore in the house since I caught the one. That's a good thing. I don't like them.

Oh yeah, I have tree soccer balls now! Boy is that confoosing sometimes!

Alls Better!

I'm alls better now! Momma thinks it the half a tin of hooman cookies I ate. I guess they weren't very good for doggies. Anyway, I'm better now. No more frowsing up! I think I'll go play with the new balls Auntie Jen brought me. They're fun. I gots a soccer ball and a basketball. Both of them are orange and they're kinda on the flat side so I can actually pick them up in my teefies! I like kinda flat balls. They make a good sound on our tile floors.

Sickie

Hi everyone! I know it's been a little while since I posted. That's mainly because Momma has started back at workie. She teaches the kiddies things. She says that if I'm a good girl, I might get to go see her kiddies this year.

But in other news, I've been sickie. I frows up twice now and Momma is worried. She says I might have to go to doctors if I frows up again. So anyway, I'm trying to rest so that I don't frows up again and hve to go the doctors. Wish me luck.

Oh, Momma sneaked this picture of me with a paper on my nose. She said I looked cute, but I HAD A PAPER ON MY NOSE!

TAG!

The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself." Then you tag 5 friends and list their names. The furries who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their 5 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

1. I snore when I'm awake.

2. I kiss EVERYTHING! It could be a hooman or the bed. It doesn't matter.

3. I have really big toys that have to come to bed with me, espeically when I get to sleepy on the bed.

4. I will wake up my hoomans if they don't wanna feed me breakfast. I have to have my breakfast in the morning. Sometimes Momma hides from me but then I just jump on her.

5. I like plastic bottles. Daddy usually gives them to me, but Momma takes them away.

TAG: Taz, Ranger, Dickens, Zoom, and Bailey!

What's been happening...

Here I am on my way to the Doggie Spa. It kinda smelled like the way to the Doggie Jail, but then we turned another way. When we got to the Doggie Spa, I didn't want to go inside. But Momma told me it was Doggie Spa, so I went in. Then, Daddy tried to hand me off to the lady and again I didn't wanna go. But Momma was there, petting me so I went. Then they put me in a crate. Momma and Daddy left and I was there with all these other doggies.

When Daddy came to get me, they had made me take a bath and then they tried to blow dry me. I didn't like the blow drier. It was loud like the vroomy thing. And they didn't do my toesys until Daddy said to. They also stealed my furs. Like they CUT IT AWAY! Fortunately they didn't shave me! They did give me a pretty purkle bow for my collar. But I don't like bows. I like dannas.

Momma says I look prettys. But I smelled like wet dog when she got me. Well, what was I supposed to smell like? I didn't like the dryer thingie. Momma eventually cut off my bow. So that was better. Momma says they asked the stoopid questions like "Do I need to be shaved?" (SHAVED? AND STEAL MY PRETTY FURS?) and "Is she shedding?" (I always shed. I'm a Lab, silly!) They did say I was cute, so that made me feel better. Momma says we'll probably go to the Doggie Spa in the Puppy Store that I gets to go into next time. But that's gonna be a long time from now. Right now, I'm prettys.